An unhappy wife ran an advertisement offering a ‘slightly’ used husband and she got 402 replies.
Here goes the advertisement:
A SLIGHTLY USED HUSBAND AVAILABLE TO GOOD HOME. 32 YEARS OLD, 6-FOOT-4, BLACK HAIR, BLUE EYES. HANDSOME LAWYER, MAKES GOOD LIVING, LOW MILEAGE, MARRIED FOR 2 YEARS, COULD BE MR RIGHT FOR EASYGOING GIRL WHO WANTS A HOMEBODY.
The wife was stunned to receive 402 replies.
She said ‘I never knew there were so many women in Chicago who were so hard up for a man. I saw some of their pictures and they were very pretty too.’
LESSON : Wives keep what you have. There are other women wishing they have what you have, but you didn’t value.